A vintage-style metal sign with a proper sense of humour

A pipe-smoking sailor, a deadpan expression, and the immortal line — "I don't give a ship!"

Made from durable enamelled metal so it'll keep its character for years, whether it hangs by the back door, in the downstairs loo, on a galley bulkhead, or in the corner of a workshop. It's the sort of thing that makes people smile every time they walk past — and a brilliant gift for the sailor, the joker, or the friend who quietly runs the boat while everyone else takes the credit.

A small dose of nautical charm with a wink.